Cuntius Maximus

What is Cuntius Maximus?

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

See cunt, maximum, bucket, fanny, great, massive, smelly, tasty

Oversized vaginal muscleswhich can be used as a deterent for a penis if trained well.

"Dude there was no way in. Her cuntius maximus were jst too strong."

See cunt, vagina, muscle, pamela

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