What is Cuntriloquism?
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When your mother, mil, or other family member puts words "in" your baby's mouth to admonish you for being a bad mother.
Since I ignore her more direct hints, my MIL resorts to contriloquism to make her point. "Put a sweater on me, mommy, I'm cold." Said in a high, sing-songy voice.
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When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
My dog gave me the old ..
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