Cuntsplodge

What is Cuntsplodge?

The stain left on sheets or mattress when a newly paired up couple insist upon fornication even though the female is heavily menstruating.

Oh bollocks, you've just cuntsplodged my mum and dads bed!

See cunt, fanny, period, blob, jamrag

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