What is Curtain Floss?
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the act of wiping yer ass on the curtains of a motel after receiving horrible service there.
Use the curtain floss at the super 8 in colombus ohio when they change their rates after "BOB" the towel head told us one rate and charged us another.
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An analogous act to a titfuck, performed by a guy on an obese partner, using rolls of fat instead of breasts for stimulation.
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the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in..
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Toilet paper for the poor.
Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit...