Red Caped Crusader

What is Red Caped Crusader?

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A large, extremely moist, blood filled tampon. Usually found in bitch ass skank ho's who charge 5.50 and stand on the corner of Washington and East Brittania wondering why her kids hate her! That's right Mom, I said it! Get off the streets and get a real job, support the family! You wonder why Dad's leaving........Sorry.

I tried to fuck that skank-ho, but she left a red caped crusader in her cunt-hole.

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