Curtain Pull

What is Curtain Pull?


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This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussyappears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.

Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?

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