Cyrus Style

What is Cyrus Style?

1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting

2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will

1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."

Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told

me to man up and keep running."

2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision

to..."

Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,

Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can

demand that he does 557 push-ups!"

Other coach: =O

See tennis, vomit, cry, asthma, death

Throw Some Cheese On That Bitch

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Poonast

1. a gross, slimy residue or film commonly found on locker room floors. omg, dude you just walked through the poonast puddle! sick! yuck!..

Omnimpotent

1. Always unable to perform. Flaccidin every facet. Poor, omnimpotent Bart was completely powerless. See omnipotent, impotent, powerless,..

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