Cyrus Style

What is Cyrus Style?


1.

1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting

2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will

1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."

Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told

me to man up and keep running."

2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision

to..."

Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,

Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can

demand that he does 557 push-ups!"

Other coach: =O

See tennis, vomit, cry, asthma, death


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