Da Jesus Book

What is Da Jesus Book?


1.

A Pidgin Englishversion of the New Testament, written for those whose native (Or most understood, at least) tongue is Pidgin English.

The Lord's prayer as recorded in Da Jesus Book:

God, you our Fadda.

You stay inside da sky.

We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,

An dat you stay good an spesho,

An we like dem give you plenny respeck.

We like you come King fo everybody now.

We like everybody make jalike you like,

Ova hea inside da world,

Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.

Give us da food we need fo today an every day.

Hemmo our shame, an let us go

Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,

Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,

And we no stay huhu wit dem

Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.

No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,

But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.

Cuz you our King.

You get da real power,

An you stay awesome foeva.

Dass it!

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2.

it the holy bible.The sacred book.

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.


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