What is Daffster?
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a sub species of humanoid restricting its activity primarily to endeavours relating to the veneration of male genital organs. The daffster adorns himself in mating garments and performs displays of extravagent dancing in order to attract a mate. The daffster likes to amuse himself through the creation of a "parallel universe" accessible to him and others through the mediation of a screened device. Generally sociable and gentle, the Daffster can be moved to high levels of agitation and excitement upon the sighting of platform heels or a particularly luscious boa.
Grooving it like a daffster on heat
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