Daffynition

What is Daffynition?

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensivepoint of view.

Calling the Rolling Stonesa landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the slangdefine defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religionare daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

Cartendance

1. Using your recognition of other people's parked cars to determine who has arrived before you (at work, an event, etc.) Taking cart..

Jaah

1. a word ending a conversation with great excitement see you tommorow nick, jaah. See kool, dam, bye, bang, zing..

Zenith

1. any point facing and heading the opposite way of gravity. since the phrase "over and above" is a bit hard to apply to this, ze..

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