What is Dagnham Handshake?
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A difficult manuover whereby a gentleman places his pinky up a lady's BRONZE EYE, the middle 3 fingers within the FANJITA and the thumb rests lightly on the DEVIL'S DOORBELL. A Dagnham Handshake is easier from behind, though adepts in the handshake can perform it from up front whilst gazing romanticly at the lady's HEADLAMPS.
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