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1. A private school located in Ottawa, Ontario. The girls who go there are either dumb snobby rich whores or asian/white nerds, and the guy..

1. Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin) He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit. Se..

1. *Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to..