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1. (v.) Sticking ones' penis up a nostril. Usually a failed attempt at giving oneself a blowjob. Nose sex leaves an unpleasant smell...

1. When a skoal dipper keeps their can/tin in their back pocket it leaves a ring in your jeans after sitting on it for awhile. "You c..

1. the great 1 this man is chosen to be the greatest in the world and willbe forever Hassan Yusufali..