Dallas Waffles

What is Dallas Waffles?


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During intercourse, a man proceeds to take a dump on the womens back. Then, with his penis, he draws a star, representing Dallas. Then ejaculates in the air, pretending his penis is a gun, and the ejaculation is a bullet.

John and Susan took a trip to Texas, and had to get some Dallas Waffles.

See bow tie, bowtie, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, anal, sex, sex positions, poop, dump, feces, fetish


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