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1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the..
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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.
After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...
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The noise made by someone jamming a fork into a toaster, when things go wrong.
"Dude don't pull the toast out with the fork....
