Dan Lunch

What is Dan Lunch?

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A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"

Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"

"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

See dan, lunch, slacker
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