What is Dan Tits?
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A man who has large mammary glands, due to large deposits of fat on his chest. They can be seen as small ripples in his shirt as he moves his arms.
Tom: "Hey who is that kid who is always talking in class?"
Bill: "That's Dan Tits...He would beat my girlfriend in a wet t-shirt contest".
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A po-dunk hick town 30 mins south of Olympia. Used to be quiet. Now all the stupid big city people are jacking up the land/home prices! ..