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a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis
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When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.
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When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.
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