What is Dangling Modifier?
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Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.
When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.
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Phlegmlike substance, usually darker and accompanied by chunks of solid booger.
After smoking, I always hock up wads of lungbutter.
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