What is Darf?
1.
The most foul word known to mankind. Literally an anagram of 'Dyke's Ass Regularly Fucked'. However, in practice d*** means much, much more than this childish sum of words. D*** is the word responsible for the most deaths and beatings of all time, as uttering it in most American communities can and will result in an immediate reaction from practically any knowlegeable American, especially in the northern states.
Due to these statistics, the word D*** has been banned in 21 states and practicing members of the Catholic faith are instantly excommunicated from the church for uttering it.
Person 1: Hey brother, I just had sex with your wife and killed your dogg. Wahey!
Person 2: Wow man you are ... you are .... a DARF...
Person 1: Oh my god, I know I wronged you but nothing can justify that! Jesus Christ! This man just said he D-word out loud! Oh Christ have Mercy!!!!
Persons 3-800 (angry mob): He said what???!?!?!??!!? Lets fucking kick his ass! This man is dead.
Priest: Wait a second! I have to excommunicate him from Catholicism first... you can have your way with him then.
Persons 3-800: A.. But then we can cut off his penis and feed it to him, right?
Person 2: But... What...?... This man is my brother and best friend and he just slept with my wife, aren't I justified?
State official: No! Let the law deal with this matter. As you know, uttering that word out loud is not allowed in this state. He shall be put to death by blood loss through castration! It may not be a fitting punishment, but it is a start.
Persons 1, 3-800: Castration! Castration! Castration! Castration!
Person 2: Wow, I guess the D-word is a horrible thing to say after all.
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2.
n. Someone who farts in the bathwater and attempts to bite the bubbles. The term is the same whether they are successful or not.
Kyle: *farts in the swimming pool* I darfed.
Rick: That's not a darf. You have to try to bite the bubbles.
Kyle: *flaps his arms like a retarded kid while making strange noises*
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3.
The sound of stupidity.
The sound made when stupid interacts with its environment.
Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!
Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
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4.
Race fans who drink to much and become beligerantly drunk while at a race track. Drunk ass race fans are normally found at a nascar race and end up walking around shirtless.
Hey sally this idiot just said he's looking for the late dale earnhart's pit stall. What a darf!
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5.
"Darf" is "Darfur" shortened. Because Darfur, a region in Sudan, is fucked up (see War in Darfur, and remember that the UN has declared that it is not a genocide) calling someone a darf is to call them unfortunate, underprivileged, and fucked up with many potential, interwoven, perhaps unfathomable and unlikely, causes. This is to insult their intelligence, pride, etc.
You darf! You thought that was a joint? That's a hand rolled! Do you feel blazed?
Damn you told me the history test was on chapter 29.1, you darf! It was on 29.6. That's not even close.
I can't believe I thought that she would hook up with me if she wasn't drunk. I'm a darf.
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6.
The Mr. Hyde to Dave's Dr. Jekyll
After 7 beers Dave started to disappear and Darf began to emerge
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7.
A word used to described the substance cretaed during a male orgasm.
Omg that tissue is full of darf!
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