Dark Matter Edit Meaning

1.

matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought

Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone

2.

A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.

Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.

Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.

Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!

See futurama, nibbler, 3000, rocket, fuel, Kel Varnsen

3.

Utterances in a movie theater that appear to emanate from nowhere. You can hear the comments but cannot prove they exist.

You be sitting in a theatre watching a horror movie and a black woman behind you is talking to the screen saying shit like, "Mmmm no, don't go into that attic, bitch." That be dark matter.

See movies, black, rude, relativity

4.

the most powerful spell of Chrono Trigger's Magus.

Dark Matter can cause a ton of destruction to your enemies...use it wisely!

See Magus

5.

hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!

BULLSHIT

1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs

2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe

its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths

and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before

too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science

dark matter? ive shit it

poindexter: dark matter exists

me: prove it

poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true

me: i believe ur a fukin idiot

poin: very intelligent argument

me: yeh well your mother

See poindexter, big bang, steven hawkins