What is Dark Siding?
Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere
Why the hell would you be dark siding?
Masturbation is better then dark siding.