Despatch

What is Despatch?

1.To put someone down verbally or physically in an amusing manner

2. To get rid of someone, usually in a hurry

Typically occurs whilst drunk

"That girl was a total munter - I despatched her first thing in the morning"

Jordan Companion

1. part of speech: Noun 1. perhaps the coolest guy you'll ever meet. The kind of boy that puts fun & shit in your pathetic lives...

Joint Juice

1. Hydrates and lubricates joints with 1500 mg of glucosamine. Man I was fucking Jennifer's mom last night and her knees started sque..

Toasty Torpedo

1. Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus. Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo? Toaster Oven..

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