Dartmouth Caesar

What is Dartmouth Caesar?

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More

2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka

3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.

4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup

5. Drink

(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"

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