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The Ushuaia buttfuck occurs when you are enrolled in a study-abroad program at an incredible destination, but then get stuck at home com..
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Ba..