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When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reach..
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deoderant, aerosol anti-perpirant
"Less borrow your B.O. basher Dave, i got a date tonight and i haven't washed for days"..
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A night spent in solitude, with only the world wide web to keep one company.
"Dude, I need to get out more. In the past week I&apo..