Salami Cunt

What is Salami Cunt?


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A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

See pizza dick, ass goblin, salami cunt, pooter, twat


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