What is Darvorkian?
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Behavior that is so out of touch with reality that it threatens to swiftly remove your personal genes from the human gene pool.
We recently saw a young woman riding on the back on a motorcycle near a busy intersection, helmet-less and trying, with both hands, to light a cigarette while holding on with one bare leg wrapped part way around the driver. We thought this was a blatant example of Darvorkian behavior.
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To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified...
