Ostrich Kick

What is Ostrich Kick?


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A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?

friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.

friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

See kick, ostrich, painful, defense


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