Darwined

What is Darwined?


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Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."

Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

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