David Matteson

What is David Matteson?


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a type of hair dye solution that makes your hair a slight shade of fucking wild and crazy.

-did you see ally's hair?

no, what color is it?

-its fucking wild and crazy color

oh she must of used david matteson

See fucking, wild, and, crazy, wow


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