What is Day Late And A Dollar Short?
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Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
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when you friends dad comes out of the closet and ends up being an ass fucker after years of straight marraige
"ended up johns dad ..