Day Wife

What is Day Wife?

A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."

Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?

Let me check with Elaine first.

Who's Elaine?

She's my day wife.

Ats - Aim Tourette's Syndrome

1. A syndrome which causes one to type curse words uncontrollably during a perfectly normal AIM conversation. Bob: hey sally wassup? Sall..

Finger Humping

1. when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina. Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping..

Omgwtfbbqddrmao

1. oh my god dance dance revolution my ass off, basically :] usually all in capital. 'omgwtfbbqddrmao @ that." See omg, wtf, bb..

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