What is Dayton Surprise?
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When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
The service in that hotel was so bad I was expecting to find a Dayton Surprise to top it off.
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