What is De Velize?
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The act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one's toilet, in anticipation of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop.
My house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, because I took proactive measures and De Velized him. The paramedics thought it was hilarious.
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An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally obliviousto reality.
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Heaven.
She gave me a pantyhose footjob. Slowly stroking the head of my cock with her pantyhosed feet until I climaxed unto her toes.
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