Dead Baby

What is Dead Baby?


1.

1) a baby that is lacking life

2) a meal (preferably brunch)

3) a sex toy

1) wow, look at that dead baby

2) guy 1: im starved

guy 2: want some ribs?

guy 1: too early...how about a dead baby?

3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.

See dead, baby, infant, delicious, pleasure

2.

a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.

whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!

See baby, dead, chuck norris, sinep, bill clinton, carrot

3.

1.baby that is not living.

2.sensitive subject for cunts.

3.great. insert anytime, any place.

4.fun for all.

You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!

See fetus, abortion, miscarriage, dumpster, Mazda

4.

the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!

See dead, baby, joke, hilarious, diarrhea

5.

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?

Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?

Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!

Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

See dead, baby, emo, angsty, joke, teen, sick

6.

1.Dropping really bad farts.

2.Taking a really smelly shit.

a.k.a. Dead children or Dead animals.

"Dude, the bathroom smells terrible, is there a dead baby in here?"

or

"Hey, Did you just kill a baby in there?

Also used are dead children and dead animals.

See poo, shit, stank, bad, not, good


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