Dead Cat Reflexes

What is Dead Cat Reflexes?

reacting to something that's about to hit you when it's already owning your ass.

"Dude! Watch out!"

*Knife flies at guys face*

*Knife hits him square in the head*

*Guy flails his arms randomly*

"Damn, that guy has some dead cat reflexes."

See dead, cat, reflex, own'd, ow

Queefaction

1. 1. an action of a female spraying in a mans face after sexual intercorce during a queef (pussy fart). 2. a derogitory term for a person..

Native

1. A brown person to be scared of. Yo, look theres a native, lets get the fuck outta here. See native, brown, strong, tough, scared 2. ..

Jigaglute

1. The units used to measure jigality. Measurable from 1-10. Her ass is a good 9 jigaglutes, dude. See jiggle, ass..

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