Dead Cat Reflexes

What is Dead Cat Reflexes?

reacting to something that's about to hit you when it's already owning your ass.

"Dude! Watch out!"

*Knife flies at guys face*

*Knife hits him square in the head*

*Guy flails his arms randomly*

"Damn, that guy has some dead cat reflexes."

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