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Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.
I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, bu..
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The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.
I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.
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An Eskimo that clubs seals to release the inner teenage angst that builds up inside of them while they listen to my chemical whatever.
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