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A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle.
Man, you have Vaseline face. ..
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A vagine that has been repetadley used over and over again and is left mushy, loose, similar to a pancake in texture and reeking of fish..
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chocolate mousse swirled into a bowl coming out looking like poop
I tried to be fancy and squeeze the mousse from a ziploc, but it just..