What is Dear Congress...?
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1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.
2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.
That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."
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To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.
'...I remember with fondness the frolics..
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v. literally, to have sex with a male or female cat. (see "Jax" or "pussy on the face")
"Oof, that cat's ..
