What is Dear Congress...?
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1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.
2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.
That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."
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Having sex with a morbidly obese woman in an airplane bathroom.
"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught ..
