What is Death Metal Jobby?
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the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!
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(Pronounced Fleffplug)
Fluff from one's underwear wrapped tightly around your arsehole hair. Very painful.
After playing football..
