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Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.
My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded beard..
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1. The method of formatting text so as to use as many bright colours as possible, enlarged and fancy fonts, whilst being sure to mispell..
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A variation of Oprah's terminology of vajayjay, where vajayshade refers to a fold of fat (similar to FUPA)that actually droops down..