What is Debden?
1.
Fast becoming Chav capital of essex (That's saying something).
There are a few differences between Debden and the considerably richer Loughton that Debden is attached to, like a fungus growing off a tree to say.
The main differences between Debden and Loughton are:
1. Debden is poor, Loughton is rich(er)
2. Debden's chavs hang around at the BP Garage, Loughton's at Subway.
3. You won't get stabbed down Loughton (as often)
4. Loughton chav's have Mopeds, Debden chavs have nothing.
When walking through the streets of Debden you will hear the distant mating calls of the chavs from either Pyrles Lane, or "The Browadway", this mating call variate from the different tribes of Chav, but usually consists of "Brap" or "Innit", however if you incade the male Chavs mating ritual with other Chavs, you may confuse them and they may start trying to mate with you buy making contact with you face with their hands whilst screeching "You starting blud?"
Debden has a few scenic places you must visit, these include:
The BP Garage - Chav HQ
The Broadway - Extended Chav HQ
Pyrles Lane - The unpopular and generally more stupid chavs HQ
Debden Park High School - Breeding grounds for the chavs, current population ~1000
However, there is a moderate amount of non-chavs living in Debden, and many of these people have merged under one banner. There as also "
Common names for Debden are:
Screbden
Shithole
Common names for the residents:
Debdenites
Screbdenites
Chavs
Scum
Overall, Debden is a pile of steaming crap that has been smeared onto the local chav's teeth.
"I'll meet you at BP tonight blud."
"Brap brap brap, I live in Debden blud"
"I'm gonna bunk school so I can get Pie n Mash down Debden blud."
"I'm gonna Merk you blud"
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2.
By far one of the bst plcs in the wrld. sure, its ful of chavs but its gr8. init.
chav#1: meet u at bp 2nite
chav#2: yea. im a chav, init
chav#1: alrite bled. i liv in debden u no.
chav#1: yea. u got any fags
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