What is Decapitate The Turtle?
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when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
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A gentle and polite way for meaning "i didn't want to", usually used by girls when wanted, asked or expected for somethin..
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one employed to write from dictation orto copy manuscript.
The amanuensis accidentally copied the stories out of order resuling in majo..
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A phrase used when a friend injures themselves.
(steve falls on his ass walking down the stairs)
Carl: Ouch!! my labriola!!!
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