What is Decapitate The Turtle?
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when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
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The shell of a pen (without the ink refill) that a crack whore can use to smoke her crack.
crack whore: hey can I have that pen?
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The feeling one experiences when witnessing someone else embarrass themselves.
I could never get through an entire episode of "The..
