What is Decapitate The Turtle?
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when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd
"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"
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