Decoy Browsing

What is Decoy Browsing?

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing

or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

See decoy browsing, beer, zoo

Het Pet

1. A guy's best girl-friend, a.k.a. a girl he has no sexual desire for but is good friends with. The hetero version of fag hag. "..

Ownrr

1. An awesome gamer, hustler or gamer. Someone who is very good in playing games. "Ey yo Jean Mertz, U got any of them Ganja left?&q..

Tdizzle

1. The sexy one... MMmmm niice ass... I'd tap that. Milf, Sexy, MMMmmm right there... oh yea..

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