Decoy Browsing

What is Decoy Browsing?

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing

or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

See decoy browsing, beer, zoo

Outgrabe

1. 1. something between bellowing and whistling with a kind of sneeze in the middle 1. "...and the mome raths outgrabe." (Lewis ..

As A Beagel

1. Extremly cool that shirt is tight "as a beagal" That shirt is extremly nice. See Berto..

Grows

1. Code for negros when you need to keep it on the DL. Damn, you see all those grows? See grow, negro, knee grow, nigs..

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