Decoy Browsing

What is Decoy Browsing?

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing

or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

See decoy browsing, beer, zoo

Feck Hole

1. An Irish vagina or one that is ginger Oh yeh you dirty little Irish man why dont you pickn up that pint of guiness stick it in my feck ..

Highway Humper

1. A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him. I wish that Highway Hum..

Period Pad

1. Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair. WAIT LORI!! don..

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