Decoy Browsing

What is Decoy Browsing?

browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for.

a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing

or 2) shoplift

1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop

2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag

See decoy browsing, beer, zoo

Narni-ock

1. The fantasy world/ secret dimension where all missing socks go following a complete cycle in the dryer, never to be seen again. Frequen..

Larey

1. Getting larey is a bit like getting rowdy, but there isn't neccessarily drinking involved, or southeners, infact it could mean a lo..

Igtp

1. A common acronym that means "I get the point". Dude, igtp, stop telling me about that! See ignorance, knowledge, point..

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