Deer

What is Deer?


1.

It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.

Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!

2.

Deer is a game type within Counter-Strike Source.

This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.

The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.

Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new ,cs_crackhouse or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005

"Deer was fucking awesome last night!"

See deer, counter strike, counter strike source, games

3.

a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.

No! he's just drunk.

See deer, clepto, sasquatch, pen

4.

An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.

Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector

A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.

The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.

Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.

Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?

Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?

Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!

See condom, wrapper, rubber, prophylactic, cock, hard, bareback, pussy, std, pregnancy

5.

when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over

did you eat the last piece of pizza?

ya dude.

bruh, you deered me.

See deer, dear, beer, animals, screw, headlights

6.

common misconception for the word "nigger"

man 1, "there is a deer walking down the street"

man 2, "a nigger?"

See nigger, black person, afro-american, african american, nig, nigga, negro, nigga please, nig nag, nagger, black, monkey, doo doo head, chocolate man, the deer

7.

Deer is a game type within Counter-Strike Source.

This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.

The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.

Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005

Deer was fucking awesome last night

See deer, counter strike source, madness, insanity


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