What is Defaecate?
1.
The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.
The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.
2.
v. to excrete faeces via the anus;
to shit.
So while this boy racer was poppin' his nizzle ho in da backseat at the mall carpark, I ninjaed over and defaecated in the passenger window. Ownzd.