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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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Masturbating Indian style.
Steve was Indian-styling when i came up stairs to use the phone.
See jerking off, spanking it, masterbating..