Deja Voodoo

What is Deja Voodoo?


1.

the feeling you get when someone jinxes you, and you swear it's been done before, but you can't remember where or when.

tammy: boy, i've had this burning, stinging sensation in my back for an hour now.

sammy: maybe you should see a doctor?

tammy: i thought about it, but i've had this pain before; it's like someone's poking me with a giant pin.

sammy: well then, you do need a doctor-a witch doctor!! maybe he can remove the curse that's been put on you. you say you've had this pain before?

tammy: yeah, a couple of times. last time was when i broke up with hammie again; all of a sudden i had these terrible shooting pains.

sammy: you know, hammie practices witchcraft and other dark arts. perhaps he made a voodoo doll of you, and every time the two of you get into it, he goes home and sticks it with needles.

tammy: so you think this is a case of-

sammy: -that's right, tammy. you're suffering from deja voodoo.

tammy: can it be treated?

sammy: not with western medicine. you must travel to haiti and see a witch doctor; he'll set you right.

*meanwhile, in another part of town, hammie has grabbed another needle......*

See voodoo, deja vu, earpuller

2.

One of the greatest bands ever to exist in the History of Rock Music, hitting the music seen with their debut album 'Brown Sabbath', Deja Voodoo shot up the charts with hits like 'Beers', and 'More Beers', 'P' and the famous 'We are Deja Voodoo'.

From the most shit country in the entire world, no other then New Zealand, Deja Voodoo have mass an impressive number of fans, even a few from the backward south island.

With a new album coming out in June, Deja Voodoo is set to become the best band in the world ever.

Also, one unloyal fan, by the name of Extreme, who didn't even go a Deja Voodoo concert that was about 15 minutes away should be noted, cause he's pathetic.

"Have you heard that awesome band?"

"Deja Voodoo?"

"yes."

3.

One of the greatest bands ever to exist in the History of Rock Music, hitting the music seen with their debut album 'Brown Sabbath', Deja Voodoo shot up the charts with hits like 'Beers', and 'More Beers', 'P' and the famous 'We are Deja Voodoo'.

From the most awesome country in the entire world, no other then New Zealand, Deja Voodoo have mass an impressive number of fans, even a few from the backward south island.

With a new album coming out in June, Deja Voodoo is set to become the best band in the world ever.

Also, one loyal fan, by the name of Extreme, should be noted, cause he's awesome.

We are Deja Voodoo

We rock more then you do

Who rocks more then you do

Deja Voodoo do

See Extreme


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