Delgado Shuffle

What is Delgado Shuffle?


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v. masturbating while taking a crap. similar to a blumpkin with only one party involved.

Vanessa left Ryan hanging when he told her he needed to take a dump. So he decided to do the Delgado Shuffle!!

See masturbate, poop, blumpkin, crap, dump


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