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A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.
So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes ..
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A massive queef which causes tremours in the Earth's crust and causes multiple vaginal thunder claps
Tom: What the fuck was that?!..
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One who stands around not doing very much.
Stop standing around like a pint of milk.
Why are you stood there like a pint of milk?
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